![]() So why was this a nightmare? I hear you ask. I was sure I'd bitten off more than I could chew with my election promises, but in my dream, it was all perfect. To be honest, I never thought I'd see this day. INCLUDING INTEREST.` I can't tell you how happy I was, diary. Inside the car, I saw the day's newspapers, all hailing me, all praising my beautiful wall.`MEXICO AGREES TO PAY FOR WALL,' the headline screamed.`IN FULL. I cut a ribbon to inaugurate it, made a speech (a great speech, best words), and got back into my gold Presidential limo. I had built the great wall, the greatest wall. I turned my head right and the wall went on and on until it disappeared over the mountains.I looked up, tilting my head back as far as it would go, and I still couldn't see the top of the wall. ![]() I turned my head left, and the wall went on and on until it became a dot on the horizon. It was bold, it was beautiful, it was big - the biggest thing I'd seen in my life. This left me confused, and in my confusion, I turned around to speak to my advisors and you'll never believe what I saw. Brilliant! One more thing happened when I raised my hand (my hand was tiny, even in my dream), I noticed I was holding a pair of scissors, a pair of ceremonial scissors, with grips made of glitter and gold. I seemed to be at some kind of event, a big event, really big.It was a bright, sunny day, and I stood in front of a sea of people, must've been a million of them, all chanting my name “Trump! Trump! Trump!“ and when I raised my hand, they all fell silent.
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